Pianist
Man walks into a bar, reaches into his coat pocket, pulls out a 12 inch miniature piano and places it up on the bar. Next, he reaches into his other pocket and pulls out this little man just the right size to play this little piano. Next thing you know, this little guy is playing beautiful music, entertaining the entire bar.
When he finishes playing, the bartender says to the man, "That's great, where did you find this little guy"? Man says, "Well,..... I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, and this genie appeared and granted me one wish". Bartender says, " That's great, can I try it". So the man hands the bartender the lamp, the bartender rubs the lamp, the genie appears and grants him one wish. The bartender says, "I want a million bucks". A few minutes go by and next thing you know the bar is filled with a million ducks.
The bartender turns to the man and says, " What's up with this, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks. Man turns to the bartender and replies, " Give me a break buddy - Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist"?