The Perfect Day According to..... SHE

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8.45 Wake up to hugs & kisses

9.00 5 pounds lighter on the scales

9.30 Light breakfast

11.00 Sunbathe

12.00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

1.30 Shopping

2.30 Run into boyfriend's ex, notice she's gained thirty pounds

3.00 Facial, massage and nap

7.30 Candlelit dinner for two and dancing

10.00 Make love 11.00 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

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The Perfect Day According to..... HE

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10.00 Wake up

10.02 Oral Sex

10.45 Big breakfast

11.30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde

11:45 Oral Sex

2.15 Enormous lunch

3.00 Oral Sex

3.30 Play sport with the guys

4.00 Drink beer with the guys

6.00 Meet Claudia Schiffer

6.10 Oral Sex

8.00 Huge dinner, more beer

11.00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex

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